{"id":11309,"date":"2026-06-15T07:05:54","date_gmt":"2026-06-15T14:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=9855"},"modified":"2026-06-15T07:05:54","modified_gmt":"2026-06-15T14:05:54","slug":"the-bear-hunter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/the-bear-hunter\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bear Hunter"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- wp:themify-builder\/canvas \/-->\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I held a bottle of cheap vodka<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">inside the Charleston liquor store<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">on a Sunday morning in May.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ahead of me:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">standing cockeyed,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">a young, red-haired man,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">stringy red beard,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">camouflage clothing,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">backwards ball cap,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">drinking a Monster,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">most of his teeth missing,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">mangling an American dialect,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">spinning a yarn to the clerks<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">with bored faces behind the counter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He&#8217;d bagged a black bear last night,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">at dusk,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">before the spring season<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">closed at midnight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A wild boar then appeared,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">charged him,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and he shot that motherfucker, too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(There are no feral swine on the Oregon Coast.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He&#8217;d be canning the bear later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It made great taco meat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His kids were in the truck<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">fiddling on phones,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">giggling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He wasn&#8217;t buying booze,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">just beef jerky for his girls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He had to hurry or they&#8217;d be<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">late for church and miss a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">modern evangelical take<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">on the Sermon on The Mount<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">that omits practicing everything Jesus preached.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Minutes earlier:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">vultures commanding a secret cove<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">perched in black snags,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">sea stars shining at low tide,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">herons spearing fish in tide pools,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">pelicans tumbling into waves<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">like ordnance dropped from a benign bomber,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">my driftwood fort solid and evanescent,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">the ocean rolling the color of pool table&#8217;s felt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">left outside on the Oregon Coast for 30 years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(There is such a pool table rotting in a field near Nehalem.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And heard a story of influencers desecrating a tribal burial site<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">located on a rock where an abandoned lighthouse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">stood 500 yards away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had written <em>that <\/em>poem before leaving the beach,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">but it vanished standing in line<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">behind the Bear Hunter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I held a bottle of cheap vodka inside the Charleston liquor store on a Sunday morning in May. 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