{"id":6121,"date":"2020-06-11T06:58:23","date_gmt":"2020-06-11T13:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=6121"},"modified":"2020-06-11T06:58:23","modified_gmt":"2020-06-11T13:58:23","slug":"oregon-tavern-age-shots-shots-shots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/oregon-tavern-age-shots-shots-shots\/","title":{"rendered":"Oregon Tavern Age: Shots, Shots, Shots"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- wp:themify-builder\/canvas \/-->\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Shots\/Shots\/Shots<\/em> someone yells in OTA country.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Fireball<\/em> <em>is good <\/em>says another.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;ve come a long way since someone first said: <em>fire good<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Someone rings the bell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Free drinks!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Someone lost $500 on the slots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">$200 left to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A B Western plays on TV.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">White people in makeup playing Apaches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Victor Mature looks dumb in war paint.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A fat man is wobbly on a stool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He&#8217;s drinking himself to death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A drunk says during yesterday&#8217;s rainstorm<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">he took a cot outside<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and took a nap in it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Update on the astronauts in space.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Who gives a shit?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s as irrelevant as it was in 1969.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Someone plays death metal on the jukebox.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s not the music the world needs right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is that music?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shots\/Shots\/Shots someone yells in OTA country. Fireball is good says another. We&#8217;ve come a long way since someone first said: fire good. Someone rings the bell. Free drinks! Someone lost $500 on the slots. $200 left to go. A B Western plays on TV. White people in makeup playing Apaches. Victor Mature looks dumb in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6122,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-meditations","category-oregon-tavern-age","category-poetry","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}