All this week I am helping promote the erotica writing of one of my author clients, Lark Jameson. Below are the summaries of her 18 stories available on Amazon as singles or specially-priced bundle. You don’t have to own a Kindle device to read these. They can be read in the Kindle Cloud. Lark’s writing is often hilarious, brazen and definitely a throw-back to earlier days when erotica was called smut. Check it out!
Tree Planting
Sultry Ravynn had been a bad girl and had to perform community service. She chose tree planting because no way she was picking up trash. At the planting site, Rayvnn meets Ranger Tom who shows her how to plant trees. She does a terrible job and when Ranger Tom discovers this, he makes her perform a different kind of community service.
The Ball Shed
Sassy and sexed-up Isabel takes a tennis class. She used to be a star player. Super hot Mitch is her instructor and won’t give her the time of day, that is, until he gets her in the ball shed and puts on Prince’s “Cream.” Anyone for tennis and some deep strokes?
The Culvert
Matt and Annette were the greatest and wildest lovers but couldn’t make it work as partners. They remained the best of friends. Annette has a new lover and wants to introduce her to Matt, for his discreet approval. They all three take a hike in the woods along a creek where they come to a large culvert. Matt and Annette want to explore it, but Annette’s new lover is claustrophobic, refuses, and continues on the hike, and suggests they meet up later. Big mistake to leave Matt and Annette alone! They enter the culvert from both ends, and well, the steamy action begins there.
Stream Survey
On her final day on the job as a stream surveyor, in weltering heat, Lark surveys a a lot more than just a stream. She’s got her eyes glued on her gorgeous colleague Brook, but, alas, he doesn’t seem all that interested. He will soon, though, once Lark peels off ther wet suit and forgets all about her nerd husband at home playing video games.
Fire Lookout
Precocious Jade had a promising career in the Forest Service. That is, until she refused the crude advances of her Good Ol’ Boy supervisor and he banished her to the middle of nowhere—a Fire Lookout in the Cascade Range. One week on the four-month gig, Jade is about ready to lose her mind. Then, her supplies via mule train arrive and she gets a look at the hot muleskinner, Zane. Wow! Sparks ignite immediately and threaten to incinerate them in their lust and start a forest fire that could burn down a million acres.
Health Care
Cierra is a bartender and gorgeous single mom with three kids desperately in need of better health care that she can’t possibly afford. Karl is the charming and sexy new English teacher in town who has great health insurance. He grades papers in Cierra’s bar and they strike up a friendship. Karl learns of Cierra’s kids’ medical woes and pitches a bold plan to get her on his health care coverage. Very bold. Will Cierra accept the deal?
The Philosopher
Randee is a goddess rock star who bailed on Portland to live and make music in a fishing village on the Oregon Coast. One morning jogging around the port, she sees a ruggedly handsome man reading a book on a bench. She changes course to investigate, because, well, as the saying goes, “reading is sexy” and Randee is a voracious reader herself. His name is Jason and he’s a carpenter from Portland who happens to be reading Albert Camus. He informs Randee that he’s developing an idea for a book of personal philosophy based on something that Camus wrote: that a life of cold chastity is superior to a life of hot sex. And in fact, he has embarked on a course of celibacy this very morning. Randee can’t believe it! She won’t stand for it! She invites Jason back to her mansion, determined to change Jason’s mind by any means possible about the alleged virtues of chastity. She might even get a hit song out of it.
Suspension Bridge
Foxy Shaylene tests all her prospective lovers in one precise way—take them on a grueling hike and see if they can hack it. If they can, they might get a shot at her hotbox. Brad is up for the challenge when Shaylene invites him to join her on a hike to the highest suspension bridge in Oregon. Shaylene always leads the way on hikes, but when they start to cross the bridge, Brad takes over, and the bridge starts swaying like never before.
Easter Sunday
Saucy and agnostic Amy is sauced up on her way to an Easter Sunday potluck in the basement of her mother’s mega church. She doesn’t want to go and taste any of the damn casseroles but her mother’s relentless guilt tripping always makes the prodigal daughter return and put in an appearance. But before the fried chicken and Jello salads, Amy stops in a mega home improvement center to pick up some gardening tools. There, she meets a clerk named Lazarus, a choice cut of beefcake who also happens to be a student at a nearby seminary training to become a preacher. Things heat up between them and Amy does her naughty worst to initiate Lazarus into the sins of the flesh on this holiest of days. And, as for what happens in the break room, well. Jesus wept.
The Principal
Statuesque and sex-deprived Principal Tania has a highly unusual method for hiring any new male teacher: If a candidate makes her orgasm in her office, he gets the job. One day, a super stud named Robert Burns interviews for an English teaching position at Tania’s school and he turns the tables on her hiring method in a way the insatiable Principal never imagined in her wildest fantasies.
Rutting Season
Laurel and Neil are a sexless couple like so many couples in America, and are at a loss on how to reignite former passion. Couples therapy had been an expensive joke led by a neutered quack. After dual epiphanies during a rainstorm, they hit on the idea of a kink road trip to some hick town on the Oregon Coast to spice things up. Along the way, they encounter elk in the midst of rutting season and this inspires a little rutting season of their own—inside their Kia Soul!
The Fort Builder
Single and 40-something Danielle is a frustrated art photographer in the big city. She can’t seem to crack the big-time galleries. After receiving yet another rejection, Danielle considers quitting her one true passion in life, and drives to the beach to figure it out. She almost leaves her camera behind, but at the last second brings it along. On the beach, with the sun setting, she discovers a series of forts constructed from driftwood and their strange beauty mesmerizes her. She also meets Jesse, the fort builder, whose strange beauty mesmerizes her as well. As a bonfire rages nearby, Jesse builds a fort and Danielle takes out her camera, begins documenting this amazing man at work, and finds herself becoming turned on beyond belief. If she would only make the first move…she does!
The Influencer
Sexy and sassy Cheyenne is a star Instagram Influencer for products such as power tools and weapons. One hot summer afternoon on a selfie shoot in a ripe wheat field, she meets Alex, a gorgeous lineman for the county out on a job. He doesn’t even know what Instagram is! He invites Cheyenne for a ride in his bucket and she agrees. And up, up, up in the air, is when the action begins to sizzle.
Drug Store Panties
Dreamy Kat has a fetish for panties. She wears outrageous images on her panties to derange men and invite them to dive over a cliff into sheer lust. They willingly do. On a road trip down the coast in her bitchin’ new Wolf Pup camper, Kat discovers a throwback drug store selling vintage panties. She buys up all the stock and then repairs to a dive bar to scroll up a local hunk to turn on. But in the bar, Kat meets a sad sack named Sonny writing a poem about panties to his ex girlfriend who recently dumped him. What the hell? Kat’s determined to seduce the poet and deliver him from depression. And she’ll need all her supreme pantie power to succeed.
Beaver Man
Mandy is a lust-fueled real estate agent who always seals her deals with raunchy sex. She’s bored out of her mind and just got assigned the most unmarketable property in the state, a shack on 20 acres of swampland teeming with beavers. By some miracle, a prospective buyer for the property emerges. His name is James and he’s a bodaciously hot biologist and expert on beavers! Once Mandy and James meet at the shack, Mandy knows she’s finally met her kink match in the Beaver Man.
Nurse Daisy Christmas
Christmas is fast approaching and drug addled and vixen-like Nurse Daisy is sick of screwing married doctors. One morning on the way to work, she drives right on past the hospital and hits the highway for adventure. She lands in a disheveled RV park where she meets Lance, who’s walking the entire length of the Oregon Coast and writing a book about the experience. They drink a little wine by the fire, he breaks out a guitar, they go into his tent, and, well, Merry Christmas Nurse Daisy!
The Mushroom Forager
Sky’s life is a total wreck. Another Portland business has gone under. She needs clarification and a new path. She travels to the ocean on a lark after walking out of an absurd therapy session led by a quack eunuch. On a hike in the woods near the sea, Sky meets Daniel, a gorgeous mushroom forager who turns her on to some magic mushrooms. A short while later after they kick in, Sky’s notions of her life and sex will never be the same.
The New Math
Long-haired and long-legged MJ the 20-year-old minx is sick of her hard-partying, hedonistic ways. She wants to become a social worker and help the homeless. Her first step to begin higher education, however, is to pass a basic math course at a community college. The problem is: MJ sucks at math! She hates it! Fortunately, she has other skills to earn a credit. But when her devilish plans to seduce the old codger teaching the course go to hell because he croaks, well, MJ is lost. That is until she see’s the codger’s replacement, Shane. Young, hot, a stud, a surfer. Just like that, MJ’s strategy to pass is back on! And MJ definitely wants to earn an A+ for all the hard work she’ll have to perform.
Collected Kink Stories
In this specially-priced bundle of all 18 of Lark Jameson’s erotic stories available on Amazon, dive into this debut author’s salacious and satirical scenarios that punch up narratives with some occasional biting cultural commentary. Why not think AND get turned on at once? Jameson’s kinky tales feature characters such as a randy rock star, lonely fire lookout, frustrated photographer, addled nurse, Instagram minx, sex-starved Principal, white trash vixen performing community service, charged-up atheist on Easter Sunday, tennis player, bartender desperately in need of health care, and a woman with a fetish for panties on a road trip.
