Last spring I met a man, Ricky, and his
dog Cha Cha, alongside the road. Ricky told me he and Cha Cha had
relocated to the Secret Coast in the winter after bicycling and
trotting 1400 miles over the Rockies. He’d left Colorado after being
struck by a car and suffering horrific injuries. He had to see the
ocean after the accident. It was spiritual need, not religious.
On the journey from Colorado, many
people had pulled over and gifted him with new, better bikes, a
trailer for Cha Cha, food, and donations to pay vet bills when Cha
Cha developed health problems.
Ricky said, “The dog opens doors for
me and the dog unlocks people’s hearts.”
Presidents, preachers, pimps and High
Tech Zillionares can’t do that. Why do we follow their snake oil
instead of the slobber of dogs?
In the intervening months since we’d
last talked, Ricky scored a caretaking gig for a clifftop mansion. He
got the gig the same way we met. The mansion’s owner saw Ricky and
Cha Cha rolling down the road, pulled over, and….well, see where
talking to people can lead.
Before we parted, I gave Ricky a couple
cans of emergency dog food stored in my car. I told him I’d help with
more dog food and had a great bike if his ever broke down. He thanked
me and we shook hands. I also shook hands with Cha Cha!
Some four months later, actually a few
days ago, I was driving home from my construction job and I noticed a
man and dog walking along the road, not far from my domicile. The man
walked with a pronounced limp. The dog bounded along without a hitch.
I came closer. It was Ricky and Cha
Cha! I stopped the car and powered down the window.
Ricky greeted me like an old friend. I
asked about his missing bicycle. It was shot to hell, a busted chain
on a custom bike, and he didn’t have a line on another one. He’d
suffered a recent hernia and it was all he could do to take Cha Cha
out for a walk. He wanted to ride again, bad. He thought it would be
easier than walking.
I told him I had a great bike that I
hadn’t ridden in seven months. It was all his, although the tires
might be low, if not flat. Just follow me, I said, and you can have
it.
Ricky and Cha Cha followed and I set
him up with a sweet ride. The tires hadn’t lost a pound of pressure
and the rig pedaled like a dream. He commented on how nice the bike
was, first class, top notch components. I offered to buy Cha Cha some
canned food from the nearby convenience store but he told me he was
feeding her cooked chicken and steak.
Oh fuck yeah!
I offered to buy him dinner from the
store.
“I could really use a beer,” he
said, “a clamato kind.”
What was a clamato beer I asked?
He gave me the lowdown and a minute
later he was the recipient of two 24-oz cans of some Budweiser
picante-flavored clam/tomato concoction packaged in a special tote
bag I rigged up for the bike.
Ricky thanked me. We shook hands. Cha
Cha came over and shook my hand. Ricky rode away with Cha Cha
flanking him to the right. I skipped and cried all the way to my
home, utterly joyous.
Have you ever skipped and cried like
that? I heartily recommend it.